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ESPN.com: Page 2 : See you in Mexico, Cubs fans: "Remember, if the Yankees throw out Dave Roberts at second, Boston gets swept, Francona probably gets fired and I go on a three-state killing spree. But Roberts made it by a hair, sparking an eight-game winning streak where every single break went Boston's way, like a craps table catching fire. Homers hitting foul poles, broken-bat bloopers landing for singles, A-Rod karate chopping Bronson Arroyo. Now I understand what happened: after 86 agonizing years, we ran out of bad luck."

Late Night Political Jokes - Late Night Jokes Updated Daily

Late Night Political Jokes - Late Night Jokes Updated Daily: "'Congressman Davis says the investigation may not end with baseball. [Clip of 'Meet' with Russert: 'What authority does your committee have? Could you look into drugs in Hollywood, drugs in the music industry?' Davis: 'Rule Ten, clause 4C2 gives us the ability to hold a hearing on any matter at any time.,] Any matter at any time? Enron, Halliburton, no WMDs, Abu Ghraib? And you went with baseball? Way to go.' --Jon Stewart"

The New York Times > Opinion > Op-Ed Columnist: A Nobel for Sistani

The New York Times > Opinion > Op-Ed Columnist: A Nobel for Sistani

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ESPN.com: Page 2 : Delivering the mail: "Q: How long before Ben Affleck is starring in 'CSI: Boston?'
– Steve Klepper, Baltimore, Md.

SG: That's like saying, 'How long before 50 Cent gets shot again?'"

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The New York Times > Movies > Movie Review | 'Robots': Machines That Rage Against Other Machines: "'Robots,' directed by Chris Wedge and Carlos Saldanha, is a new 3-D computer-animated feature from 20th Century Fox's Blue Sky Studios, the outfit that brought us 'Ice Age,' and like that movie it's a reminder that when it comes to innovative animated entertainment for all ages, there is Pixar, there is Japan and there is everybody else."

--A.O. Scott

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ESPN.com: Page 2 : The Intern Contest finalists: "Honorable Mention: Karl Malone getting chased OJ style down the freeway by an enraged Kobe Bryant after he makes a pass at his wife, but instead of Al Cowlings driving the Bronco, it's John Stockton; and actually instead of a white bronco, it's a white Tractor-Trailer. Added humor for Malone trying to escape to Mexico where he can hunt more Mexican girls."

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Late Night Political Jokes - Late Night Jokes Updated Daily: "'President Bush's Social Security plan is in trouble, and Republicans are angry. They say everyone is attacking it and it is still a work in progress. They said, 'Of course it's not clear what the solution is -- we're still inventing the problem.'' --Bill Maher"

FARK.com: (1389017) Bill Clinton sleeps on floor of plane during tsunami tour, allowing elder Bush to sleep on bed. Political analysts believe this is

FARK.com: (1389017) Bill Clinton sleeps on floor of plane during tsunami tour, allowing elder Bush to sleep on bed. Political analysts believe this is first time Clinton has seen bush in a bed and declined to jump in: "No, no - you got it all wrong. Coke is clearly the Republican cola. A red can for the red states, especially in the South, where they refer to every carbonated drink as 'a coke' (I still haven't figured that one out). Pepsi is the Democratic cola. A blue can for the blue states.

Dr. Pepper I picture as the Green Party - it has it's cadre of devoted diehards, but is never a threat to take over one of the top two spots.

Now what RC Cola and Jolt correspond to is anyone's guess."

Plastic Balls 1.5

Plastic Balls 1.5

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ESPN.com: Page2: "'I try to keep my distance from it. I don't want to catch anything. That thing has been passed around more often than Paris Hilton.' -- Theo Epstein on the World Series trophy"

Frank Rich: Gonzo Gone, Rather Going, Watergate Still Here

The New York Times > Arts > Frank Rich: Gonzo Gone, Rather Going, Watergate Still Here