Quote of the Day

SI.com - Writers - Read all about it (cont.) - Monday August 29, 2005 2:26PM: "'J.K. doesn't discriminate against anybody. He ignores Latinos, blacks and whites equally.'
-- Astros slugger Lance Berkman, on former teammate Jeff Kent, in the Houston Chronicle."

The Next James Bond

ESPN.com: Page 2: "Wouldn't Rafael Palmeiro make the perfect new James Bond? He's got a great look, can lie right to your face even under oath, is deceptively strong thanks to the roids, and can go all night due to the big V. Let's go already!
-- Evan T., New York, NY"

Ironic Times - August 15, 2005

Ironic Times - August 15, 2005: "REMINDER
The Enlightenment is officially over."

Tipped Off - New York Times

Tipped Off - New York Times

Maybe it is all the baby boomers fault.

The Virtues of Virtue - New York Times

Rafael Palmeiro strikes out

SI.com - Writers - Jacob Luft: Rafael Palmeiro strikes out - Monday August 1, 2005 2:11PM: "It seems whatever type of wood Palmeiro uses, he requires help to wield it.
-- Zach Adams, Auburn, Maine (2:31 p.m.)"