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Late Night Political Jokes - Late Night Jokes Updated Daily: "'Here now a list of requirements for Dick Cheney's 'downtime suite': He wants bottled water. He wants decaffeinated coffee. He wants an ice bucket. He wants ammo. ... Cheney wants bottled water, decaffeinated coffee. He wants his lights on. He wants the temperature at 68 degrees, the TV's must be tuned to Fox news. I was thinking, 'My God, I wish they would have put this much preparation into the Iraqi War'' --David Letterman"

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ESPN.com: Page 2 : You asked, I answered

ESPN.com: Page 2 : You asked, I answered: "Q: I'm guessing you didn't see 'Transamerica,' or you would have mentioned the most shocking and awkward full frontal nudity in the history of film. For the whole movie, you're watching Felicity Huffman play a guy, down to even watching her take a pee with a prosthetic penis. Then at the end, she has the surgery, and she's naked in the bathtub. The combination of 'Holy crap, Felicity Huffman's naked!' and 'Wait, she was just a man!' and 'Wow, nice job on the surgery!' and 'Oh right, she's actually a woman' is unmatched.
-- Bill Copeland, Arlington, Va.

SG: Just imagine how William H. Macy feels every day."