Fark Quote of the Day

FARK.com: (1815808) Top 10 reasons why sex at the speed of light is not an advisable form of procreation: "So, Superman is flying around when he sees Wonder Woman laid out sunning herself nude. He decides to have a little fun. He swoops down, makes love to her, and flies away so fast she can hardly tell what has happened.

'What was THAT?' Wonder Woman asks? The Invisible Man says, 'I don't know, but my ass is KILLING ME!'

/obvious"