And it all started with a stolen car in New Jersey

ESPN.com: Page 2: "'How I Met Your Mother' (8:30 p.m., CBS)
We watched this on TiVo right after 'The Gauntlet.' I already covered this show in the 'Take One for the Team' section of the mailbag two weeks ago, but wanted to add one thing: Neil Patrick Harris' comeback on this show has to rank among the most improbable show business comebacks of all time. He carries this show. It's astounding. I always thought Zack from 'Saved by the Bell' joining 'NYPD Blue' could never be topped, but this tops it. Did you ever think in a million years that Doogie Howser could carry a watchable sitcom?"

Your Horoscope | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Your Horoscope | The Onion - America's Finest News Source: "Pisces February 19 - March 20

You've experienced the convenience of the 'copy' keyboard shortcut for years now, but it'll really start paying off after you discover the 'paste' keyboard shortcut this week."

Catching Up With... Vanilla Ice

Catching Up With... Vanilla Ice: "Washington, D.C.: What do you think of Eminem?

Vanilla Ice: I'm glad there's another white guy out there having success because it's all been on my shoulders for so long. There's a lot of talented -- white, Puerto Rican or Jew -- if you've got skills, you've got em."

Quote of the Day

Late Night Political Jokes - Late Night Jokes Updated Daily: "'It turns out now that Dick Cheney did not have a license to hunt, and coincidentally, turns out we didn't have a license to go into Iraq.' --David Letterman"

Cheney's got a gun

Comedy Central - Media Player

The Nation's Dual Political Dynasties Are Growing Closer Than Arm's Length - New York Times

The Nation's Dual Political Dynasties Are Growing Closer Than Arm's Length - New York Times: "The Nation's Dual Political Dynasties Are Growing Closer Than Arm's Length"

I thought the same thing

NFL.com - NFL News: "Rumsfeld to Joint Chiefs: There's Been Some Mistake, We Missed 15 Countries: Just before Super Bowl kickoff, Al Michaels welcomed U.S. armed forces members 'serving overseas in 175 countries.' Yours truly thinks grateful thoughts about the men and women defending our liberty, and the concept of liberty, by serving overseas. Yet there are 191 nations in the world. We have troops stationed in 175 of them? Make that 176, including here. We have soldiers in 92 percent of the world's nations?"

Boston College

ESPN.com: Page 2 : An XL-sized diary: "As my buddy JBug always says, 'You can take the QB out of B.C., but you can't take the B.C. out of the QB.'"

SI.com - Writers - Jay Mohr: I couldn't care less about the Olympics - Wednesday February 1, 2006 9:47AM

SI.com - Writers - Jay Mohr: I couldn't care less about the Olympics - Wednesday February 1, 2006 9:47AM: "BIATHALON: This event should be renamed 'Psychokiller.' Who else spends the entire year practicing shooting things after skiing for hours across the woods? Where exactly is my son supposed to practice 'Biathaloning' without getting arrested? Will I be able to stand in front of a judge and say, 'Your honor, my child only shot the park ranger because he wasn't able to get his heart rate low enough before firing his rifle?'"