SI.com - Writers - Jay Mohr: I couldn't care less about the Olympics - Wednesday February 1, 2006 9:47AM

SI.com - Writers - Jay Mohr: I couldn't care less about the Olympics - Wednesday February 1, 2006 9:47AM: "BIATHALON: This event should be renamed 'Psychokiller.' Who else spends the entire year practicing shooting things after skiing for hours across the woods? Where exactly is my son supposed to practice 'Biathaloning' without getting arrested? Will I be able to stand in front of a judge and say, 'Your honor, my child only shot the park ranger because he wasn't able to get his heart rate low enough before firing his rifle?'"