Bush Has No Exit Strategy

Bush Has No Exit Strategy: "Top Ten Thoughts Going Through George W. Bush's Mind When He Tried to Open That Locked Door In China

10. 'Damn, Al-Queda'
9. 'Am I that hungover?'
8. 'Wish I'd thought of an exit strategy'
7. 'It was easier to get out of the national guard'
6. 'Hey, at least I didn't throw up like daddy'
5. 'I just heard Oprah's going on Letterman'
4. 'I know how to solve this problem — tax cuts for the rich'
3. 'I hope this doesn't hurt my chances of getting reelected'
2. 'I need another five week vacation'
1. 'Talk to Condi about invading China'"